D’ENABLER Tito Sotto: “Nalaman ko na hindi pa pala na-refer sa Senate Rules Committee ang impeachment na ipinadala nung February! Ay grabe!” – Grabe talaga sir. Nahalata nyo rin ba? Alam nyo rin ba, 2 months na lang, Ber-months na naman? Grabe talaga!
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SARA, ready sa “bloodbath” – Grabe ka Inday! Una binantaan mo sina Marcos Jr, tapos ngayon buong Kongreso? Na-screenshot ba yan! Strike 2 na ito o DoJ/ NBI/ PNP? Ano ba, huli pero di kulong:)
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CHIZ, dini-delay impeachment trial – Di nga? Grabe ‘wag nga kayong ano jan, busy para sa Paris Fashion Week sa June 24-29. Sige na, ayusin na ang kilay, then “say chiz!”
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CHIZ curls at Piattos, not good porda nation’s health, parehong junk fud.
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WARNING: Looong Read:
Baste: “The government ngayon is not based on merit but tingnan nyo anong nangyari. You have PNP Chief na tatlong ranggo ang tinalunan para maging chief PNP” – Sige nga, let’s do the math nga ser:
2-star si Torre as Major General bago inangat sa 4-star kaya naging PNP chief. Bale 4-2 = 2. So, tumalon siya ng dalawa, hindi tatlong ranggo.
Si Bato ay 1-star nang i-promote ni tatay Digong mo sa 4-star para maging PNP chief. Kaya 4-1=3. Hala, si Bato ang tumalon ng 3 ranggo. Grabe galing mo talaga Dong sa sports!
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BLIND item 1: Sino ito? Da metamorphosis of trans-butterly from oragon to dede-es?
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SENATE of the Philippines: “Villar lauds passage of free funeral bill”
Wow grabe! Kaya pala tagal mong nananahimik sa Senado maski sa bumagsak na tulay dahil pinag-isipan mo yang mabuti bilang CO-Author! Ang deep!
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PHILIPPINE Star Headline: “PNP readies plan for possible ICC arrest for Bato”
Archived kicker: “Chiz offers board and lodging in Senate”
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INQUIRER Headline: “Sara Duterte defends Escudero on claim he’s scared of her: He’s not afraid”
Deleted teaser: “He’s afraid of Heart”
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NEWS all over about Defense Sec Gibo Teodoro shaming China before international audience: “China has a lot of trust-building to do”
GMA Integrated News: “Chinese Ambassador Huang Xilian: Let’s unite and reflect” – noon pa kami nag-reflect, kayo ang mag-deflect jan.
Pustahan tayo, ang mga ganyang salita, ibig sabihin mangsha-shadow at water cannon na naman yan, ilag!
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FACTS First artcard: Mga Pinoy ‘Parang may spiritual schizophrenia’
Uy, wag nyo nga kaming idamay, kau talaga, chumacharot lang paminsan-minsan, schizo naJ grabe
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INQUIRER Headline: “Mongolia PM resigns after anti-corruption protests”
Critics: “PH plunderers Marcoses, Arroyo, Dutertes, etc., back in power in spite of anti-corruption protests”
